Backdoor to Democracy
Ok, so here’s the plan:
- We wait until October when Trump is beating Hillary in the polls.
- We propose to join the US, but only on the condition that Hillary drops Tim Kaine and makes Nenshi her running mate.
- Hillary, in desperation, accepts the deal.
- We exercise this legal loophole, forcing our way into the US.
- With our Canadian votes, the Democrats win the Presidency and majorities in the House and Senate.
- We (politely) insist the Democrats follow our lead in cleaning up the messed-up American political system. Otherwise, we threaten to leave, ensuring a Republican return to power.
WE CAN DO IT!