Resume Writing

Write a 500 word essay that convincingly justifies your value as a person. Lay out your soul while simultaneously not oversharing. You’ll have to guess at what your audience wants to hear; any misstep may well be used as a reason to reject you. But you have to be unique enough to stand out from the crowd, because uniformity means dismissal. Repeat at least twice a day, every day. Each iteration has to be uniquely crafted to the recipient. Expect to be ignored and/or rejected outright 90% of the time. You’ll receive no feedback.

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